I don't write reviews. Or comment. Or 'like' things. And I don't buy apps. But I bought this one because I have always wanted to learn piano. After trying it, I found out that its great and I am learning quickly! So I bought it and recommend it to anyone trying to learn piano on their own!
Now for the real reason I am writing this review... Someone probably spent a lot of money going to school for programing, design, etc. Then they took their new talent, made an exceptional product that teaches you something interesting, invested in obtaining music rights and other related fees and just placed it in the world for YOU TO DECIDE wether you wanted it or not.
For those complaining about the $8 its costs per month, or $96 per year, to teach you something beautiful at your leisure that would easily cost the app's years fee for a week or two of private lessons (which is something you would actually have to pry your soft atrophied body off of your Dorito-crumb-pedestal for)- you are a loser and will never do anything... including learn piano. Its easy for someone who has never invested a semi-real effort in anything to completely miss all the reasons and right someone has for charging for a good product that encourages personal growth after spending years of their unpaid personal time and money. Take offense at this if you will (and chances are you will- sitting there with an awkward and ugly scrunched face as you grow red from embarrassment of yourself- because you are alone, entitled and bitter, where sarcasm, wrongfully complaining of injustice, insults, and impetuous confounded indignation shot blind from the hip is the only pathetic pleasure you get), but please don't get upset. Instead surprise me! After reading this, think about how you act, what you do and say before you just start punching in opinions and unfounded grievances into your keyboard as if your opinion or voice matters. No one cares about those who complain, no one remembers them and no one wants them around, well except your buddies who feed off one another and pat each other on the back until your minds a just one big incestuous circle- errrrp. Sorry, trying to keep this clean. But there is also one more, I suppose, one more type, that is, who cares- Me. People like myself who enjoy crushing the filth, greedy, and all else which makes an already troubled existence even more unnecessarily difficult and unpleasant.
This is genuinely my first review ever and although I feel like Chud for doing that thing people who have no life do, of bickering with weird losers on the internet who are 9 out of 10 times 12-15 years old, I can sleep well knowing a couple things: I have spent 5 minutes of my life saying something meaningful that I can defend logically and justly, while the latter has spent countless hours spewing slap-dash opinions across the world; as well, I will never have to read your rebuke, because I have no reason to ever look at these reviews again- remember? I bought it. And I'm just not the type to sit here refreshing the page waiting for some stranger to reply, waiting to fill my empty life with unnecessary combativeness- I believe its referred to in popular culture as "dropping the mic". And as I doubt those who have written reviews before me that were my reason for writing this will come back to check up on how their piano lessons app review is doing, this is for all those decent people after me who are sick of my entitled smug generation of developmentally arrested viruses who value nothing, because they are the children of at least two other entitled generations- softer than cream cheese. My recommendation? Pay for the app! Its totally worth it! And if you don't think its worth your money, don't buy it because nobody care what you think about the price or your principle on paying for something you can't do- I thought reviews were for discussing the quality and usefulness of a product. Go pay 14$ for 3 extra lives in Angry Birds- that awesome game where you can sling birds into walls for hours! But serious, nothing against that, just making a point. Get this app! 1 week, 1 hour a day and I could play and read simple sheet music! Do it! DO IT!
Love,
Frankenstein Omnipotent.